Critics Critic is my movie blog where I select a variety of Americas top critics and post my critiques of their reviews of movies in theaters now. Whats good for the goose...
Friday, August 21, 2009
I just exited the first showing. I'm having trouble typing this. My hands won't stop shaking from rapture. I won't provide a full review until later. All I will say is that IB combines my 3 favorite things (in order) 1. Cinema 2. Fire 3. Beautiful Women.
My hands are shaking too. I just can't pull the trigger to end the pain. This movie sucked balls. Just like most Tarantino movies have in the past. I had high hopes but, every scene was shot way over the top with no real substance and with all of the star power in the movie I expected much better acting. The alien in District 9 had more personality than Brad Pitt showed in this shit-fest. Mike Myers was the only bright point. This "movie" should have lasted about an hour, but dragged on for an exhausting two and a half. Go see GI Joe instead. Better acting and directing without the high expectations.
Obviously anonymous is a closet homosexual because he has his head so far up his ass, he likes to watch shit. G.I. Joe, give me a break. With your last two sentences I got the impression that you're not competent enough to operate a light switch.
I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends, and... uh... my thermos. Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi...
My hands are shaking too. I just can't pull the trigger to end the pain. This movie sucked balls. Just like most Tarantino movies have in the past. I had high hopes but, every scene was shot way over the top with no real substance and with all of the star power in the movie I expected much better acting. The alien in District 9 had more personality than Brad Pitt showed in this shit-fest. Mike Myers was the only bright point. This "movie" should have lasted about an hour, but dragged on for an exhausting two and a half. Go see GI Joe instead. Better acting and directing without the high expectations.
ReplyDeleteObviously anonymous is a closet homosexual because he has his head so far up his ass, he likes to watch shit. G.I. Joe, give me a break. With your last two sentences I got the impression that you're not competent enough to operate a light switch.
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